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often found dancing like a vision across the porch as the radio plays

  • Interviewer: How did you all meet?
  • Peter: It was a long time ago to be honest. There are some subjects which you don't like to talk about because it brings back bad memories, and meeting Carlos is one of these. I met John on my doorstep with his cat.
  • John: I was stroking my pussy yeah.
  • Peter: And he came to the door, introduced himself. I started playing him some of my songs, and his friend heard outside and thought it was the radio. Which was quite nice. And err yeah. We went on a few dates, got to know each other - fairytale romance really.


shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

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i really dont understand men that think its okay to grind up on girls randomly at clubs when they’re clearly trying to escape. like please.. i dont want you to rub your penis on me. yes i agree, this is a great song, but please, stop with the penis rubs. okay im gonna dance over here, oh for fucks sake, heres ol rubby penis mcgee again, back for attempt number 3

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there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

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